Just A Little Enlightnement…..

Thought I’d share a few of Miss Lindsay’s newest sayings.  Let’s see….

When she says something we can’t quite understand, or she just makes up a completely random word, and we ask her what it means, she explains in a very matter-of-fact tone, "A _________ is a different kind of bird.  Also, it doesn’t know how to fly."
Don’t even ask me to begin to figure out where she pulled that out of!  ;)

She now demands, on a very regular basis, to be addresssed as Sleeping Beauty.  And she’ll politely remind you any time you slip up and call her Lindsay, "PLEASE don’t call me Lindsay.  I’m Sleeping Beauty.  Thank you."

Her new excuse for not wanting to do anything, is that she’s too tired, and needs a nap. 
"Lindsay, please finish your lunch."
"But I need a nap"
"Lindsay, don’t push Emery."
But I’m so TIRED!"
We walk into new poeples’ houses, or to the dentist office for instance…"But Mommy!  I’m too tired!  I NEED A NAP!" And she buries her head in my leg.

When she gets repremanded for anything now, or we won’t let her do something she wants to do, she gets stiff and red and pouts, "You’ve made me SO UPSET.  I’m getting SO ANGRY."

If Emery bothers her in any way, she loudly proclames, "I’m having such a ROUGH MORNING!  It’s so tough to have a little brother!" Yes, even if it’s not the morning.

There are many more…if I think of them, I’ll let you know.  :)

3 Responses to “Just A Little Enlightnement…..”

  1. 1 Memere

    OMG! That is SO funny!!!!!

    I can just hear her.

  2. 2 Memere

    Ya know, as I think of it more, when Lindsay comes upstairs from sleeping here I alway greet her with “Hello Sleeping Beauty.” Maybe I went too far…..

  3. 3 Carrie

    Those are the best! Keep ‘em coming! These are the things you can tease her about when she is a teenager. I love it.

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