Oh and have you ever heard the poem about the girl with the curl? I heard it a MILLION times when I was growing up, since I have a very similar one:
There once was a girl with a curl,
right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
and when she was bad she was horrid.

(Not to imply Lindsay is horrid, cause we KNOW that is not true. Just sharing!)