Yesterday evening while screwing around in the bathroom to avoid brushing my teeth for another minute or two, I noticed a grey hair on my head. Very grey, perhaps even white, and full length to boot. I’ve had a patch of very blonde/white hair at the corner of my goatee for a while, but this is a first on the ol’ cabeza. Got a kid, a mortgage, and grey hair. Looks like the walker and O2 bottle are just around the corner.